i'm pissed!!

Okay, today…right now I am pissed! And I’m gonna make this blog the object of all my wrath! I don’t care who is in the line of fire…I’m simply fuming! AAARGH!!WTF is it with these stupid search engines? Why are they so keen on barfing out porn on everyone?? And if its not porn its some stupid and irrelevant moronic information they spit right out! Safe Search isn’t wise enough to filter our crap either!! And ads make me sick! If I wanted a free laptop or discount airfares....I'll ask! So, zip your gob and lemme do what I wanna! To hell with all this Internet Technology related garbage...to hell with better filters!! I could kill someone right now! In the midst of important research and I'm bombarded with a zillion thoroughly useless web pages! Pop up blockers are as effective as a poked condom!! And spyware and all that bullshit sucks as well! For anyone who thinks I'M the one messing up....listen up buddy...2 points....(1) Shut Up! and (2) I know how to search! Damn! I don't wanna cuss....coz I have a reputation to uphold....but THIS SUCKS!!!! The irony of it all is that one can't live without internet searches......
Although "free information" and "paid advertisements" are on opposite ends of the spectrum....they're BUGGING!! And everything else in between is even more bugging! These moronic, dumbasses with cardboard brains are no good! I would pay a fair price for information without bullshit...and i DO...without any repentance! Value for money....thats the bottom line! DAMN!