Just another day…

It’s a beautiful night today! Chilly, breezy, well lit, silent…I was just SO much at peace with myself walking back home today. The moon never looked so beautiful…except perhaps in Bruce Almighty…but what I saw today wasn’t graphically morphed! Nature has its way of showing us who has the upper hand. And its techniques range from provoking feelings of fear (read hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes) to feelings of love (read Autumn, hills, valleys).
ANYWAY…coming back to ME!
I just read this off a flyer I found tacked to a restaurant window…”Food is an important part of a balanced diet – Fran Lebowitz.” Ummm…okay…is Ms. Fran sure? I mean, food and balanced diet are as different as chalk and cheese aren’t they? If she is sure, then I am immensely grateful that she has showed me light and contributed to my knowledge database an equivalent to what my entire education has contributed up till now. (Whew! Long sentence…almost lost my chain of thought there!)
Okay….but then does that make it fair to say that you can look good in an outfit only if you can fit into it? It reminds me of something someone famous (quite ironical that I don’t remember who!!) said, “If you die, you have lost a very important part of your life!”. Ummm…I dislike redundancy! Period! Putting sarcasm aside (incase you hadn’t noticed!), in present day civilization, food is far from healthy! And I don’t need any proof to support this theory coz it’s a hard fact! So maybe Ms. Fran was blessed with supernatural foresight…like Nostradamus perhaps…didn’t he hear voices from Limbo? Talking about Nostradamus now…When I was a cute little kid, my parents overestimated my intelligence and allowed me to watch “The man who saw tomorrow”. Lemme just say that I was scarred for the following few years! If I can give any advice to the parents who are out there (and who are gullible enough to listen to the ramblings of a bitter genius who has plans of world domination!) then this is it…Don’t let your 7 year old kid watch such stimulating and aggressive movies. Having said that, if I could go back in time and NOT watch that movie…I would go back in time and watch that movie…and pay a little more attention! Not that I believe any of that crap…but I love outrageous stuff! And yeah, if I could go back in time…I’ll obviously utilize that opportunity to the fullest and perhaps kick some more ass…and play professional basketball!!So, Halloween is right around the corner…am kinda excited but I don’t wanna go to this one party Mr. Moron is throwing. Instead I wanna crash at Mr. Hottie’s party.But I know that moron will come to hottie’s party after his comes to an end coz moron and hottie are good friends. Sticky situation! Maybe I can kidnap moron...drug him...and leave him in the gay district! OMG!!! That was SO mean!! Appalling!! I am disgusted that such a petty thought even came to my mind!!! Well, now that I mentioned it....why not....